“This is not your basket of freshly dried laundry. Where’s your head at?”

Cat opinions and one human’s undoing.

I have not successfully lived with a cat for 16 years now. When I was living with a cat, I was not living successfully with the cat. Nor the cats before that cat. I take responsibility for my malignant malfeasance. A marching band worth of cats tried to expose my lackadaisical cat care. I offer here counter-intelligence gathered in the deepest theater of espionage. Living with a cat.